This that and a new year

Posted 10 months, 3 weeks ago at 9:02 pm. 10 comments

Set your blenders to blend as this post contains a bit of everything!

As some of you may or may not have known I’ve been rewarded with chickenpox. I’m happy to report that at this moment my immune system is happily beating the #*@$ out of it and that makes me feel a whole lot happier than I did about a week ago. Take that virus strain, SHORYUKEN! Thanks to everyone for offering advice and whatnot. A special note to Sharon, oranges and lemons are good, very good for you actually. Moving on.

I successfully waited in line for boxing day for absolutely nothing! Ok, I was there out of interest and for company sakes to Andrew. It was one of those things that I was curious about and now it’s checked off the list. Maybe next time I’ll actually make a purchase. I do have pictures, but since my cell phone USB cord is back home, they just aren’t happening right now. Just imagine lots of people in line and it being dark and cold and you got it covered. As a closing story, when I worked at FutureShop, the first guy in the line up on boxing day bought nothing, loser. The first guy in this line up apparently bought a picture frame, loser. That is all.

I still don’t have it. I think to save you all another tear filled drama I’ll just let Sanya summarise the problem, and I left a comment in there somewhere.

I’d like to take this moment to wish everyone a Happy New Year! It’s more so the holiday that I look forward to because I get to see a bunch of friends and genuinely have a good time. I like to pretend it’s relaxing too, but a survey of previous feelings on January the 1st would suggest otherwise. Activities for this year are to be announced, but I’m somehow positive we’re going to outdo the previous year. Even though a mer e mortal man that task should be impossible. But the main point here is still HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Ok, New Years resolutions time. Did I mention I’ve never actually made any before? Because I thought they were silly? Well, here we go anyway:

1. By this time next year I will own it (Digital Rebel XT). Or its upgrade (Digital Rebel XTi). Or something that is better and cheaper(DSLR ???). Seriously, I’m not waiting 4 years.

2. I will get an 80+ in at least 3 classes in each of my two semesters. Shouldn’t be that hard if I just implement a monkey to taser me into studying. Go monkey go!

3. So I don’t think it’s a far stretch that I can weigh under 200lbs again or in a better measurement system 90kg. That would probably be nice. I refuse to just run for fun though. It’s not fun!

4. Be a man. Do the right thing! Russel Peters has used it in a skit. And Andrew keeps telling me to do so. Once I figure out what, I’m sure it’ll be a good plan.

There, only 4. That’s all I’m willing to resolve to do. I’m sure I’ll do more, but failing these 4 will be considered a complete failure.

Akismet has now stopped 1,044 spam comments here. Imagine how lively my blog would seem with that many more comments. Than I would also be some kind of zen master of all things viagra, porn, celebrity, cheap, software, friends, adult friends, interesting blogs, and whatever else they’re offering. You know, including this sentence is probably going to gain me at least another 50 of those comments.

In closing. All the best to everyone, except the tall kid in the front. Stop blocking everyone behind you! Have a fun next few days and I’ll see you all back in 2008. The year we’ll all be one year older and still complaining about it. Jaa ne.


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I’m Sick, Have Filler!

Posted 11 months ago at 5:47 pm. 3 comments

Inappropriate?! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

…so, suggestions?