Once upon a time, there was a void on a blog. It was really void-y. It made everyone who saw it start to weep uncontrollably. Then they all lived happily ever after, the end.
But then they got a divorce and decided to live in separate houses. Things weren’t as cheerful anymore. The sky went black. The sun disappeared. The tentacles emerged from their hiding place and engulfed the world. It was chaos. People screamed and begged for a savior, but none was to be found.
But then, just as hope was all but lost, a hero emerged from his slumber. Cryogenically frozen for over three thousand years, Hiro Nakamura emerged with his sword and dispersed the tentacles. The sun returned, the sky turned blue once again, and all was right in the world.
But that wasn’t the end of the tentacles. No, the tentacular Sylar would be back to wreak havoc on the world. (How did Sylar survive 3000 years? I have no clue. He’s magic, or something.)
There was an Epic Battle⢠that lasted many hundreds of years. Sylar and Hiro battled day and night. Whenever Sylar gained the upper hand in a battle, Hiro would time travel to a point in the past and prevent Sylar from making said gains. It went on, and on, and on, for an infinite amount of time.
Of course, infinity is a really big number, so the battle lasted, like, a millennium or something. Finally, the final blow was struck. The victor was…
…PETER PETRELLI! He, like, totally stole all of Hiro’s power and all of Sylar’s power, and then, like, used his telepathy to hold them both in the air, then he used his freezing power (which he absorbed from Sylar, since Sylar freezes many of his victims) to keep them from moving or doing anything.
So, Peter won. And then this guy named Muji came along and killed Peter with his wicked voice, and then ate Peter’s brains, and then gained all the powers in the whole universe. It was marvelous. The end.
Oh, but you see, I’ve imposed a hard limit on integers. They can be 0, 1, or 2, and if you try adding one more to 2, it becomes -1337. Ergo, your loop runs only twice!
This isn’t one of our math/cs exams. You can’t just make assumptions at the beginning of the question, write them down, and hope they’re actually legitimate enough to help you solve it.
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I like black spaces.
Once upon a time, there was a void on a blog. It was really void-y. It made everyone who saw it start to weep uncontrollably. Then they all lived happily ever after, the end.
Yep, you know, I could have a discussion in here all by myself and probably only you would know about it.
But then they got a divorce and decided to live in separate houses. Things weren’t as cheerful anymore. The sky went black. The sun disappeared. The tentacles emerged from their hiding place and engulfed the world. It was chaos. People screamed and begged for a savior, but none was to be found.
But then, just as hope was all but lost, a hero emerged from his slumber. Cryogenically frozen for over three thousand years, Hiro Nakamura emerged with his sword and dispersed the tentacles. The sun returned, the sky turned blue once again, and all was right in the world.
Hiro can save me anyday ^_^
But that wasn’t the end of the tentacles. No, the tentacular Sylar would be back to wreak havoc on the world. (How did Sylar survive 3000 years? I have no clue. He’s magic, or something.)
There was an Epic Battle⢠that lasted many hundreds of years. Sylar and Hiro battled day and night. Whenever Sylar gained the upper hand in a battle, Hiro would time travel to a point in the past and prevent Sylar from making said gains. It went on, and on, and on, for an infinite amount of time.
Of course, infinity is a really big number, so the battle lasted, like, a millennium or something. Finally, the final blow was struck. The victor was…
…PETER PETRELLI! He, like, totally stole all of Hiro’s power and all of Sylar’s power, and then, like, used his telepathy to hold them both in the air, then he used his freezing power (which he absorbed from Sylar, since Sylar freezes many of his victims) to keep them from moving or doing anything.
So, Peter won. And then this guy named Muji came along and killed Peter with his wicked voice, and then ate Peter’s brains, and then gained all the powers in the whole universe. It was marvelous. The end.
I heard infinite loops make programs break out into tears : (
Infinite loops make math students break out into tears.
a = 1;
while (a > 0) do { a++; }
#sad panda face of doom
Oh, but you see, I’ve imposed a hard limit on integers. They can be 0, 1, or 2, and if you try adding one more to 2, it becomes -1337. Ergo, your loop runs only twice!
Aren’t I smrt? Sometimes I amaze even myself.
The square root of pie is pumpernickel.
Just thought you might want to know that.
This isn’t one of our math/cs exams. You can’t just make assumptions at the beginning of the question, write them down, and hope they’re actually legitimate enough to help you solve it.
Oh, yes I can. It’s how I managed to get through one and a half years of math courses. Part marks FTW!
So you’ll be pwn’ing the audition forever? Shouldn’t you have some kind of success exit case to a UoT program?
while (andrew.getAcceptedStatus() == false) {
andrew.pwnAudition();
} // there’s your “success exit” case
while (true) {
andrew.pwnAudition();
} // wish me luck
Is it me or is it dead sexy in here?
*awkward silence*
Break to the awkward silence!
For myself!
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-.-
Tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow…is the day.
I float in void
hopped up on roid(s)
waving to the noid
and a fellow named boyd
then I fall, exclaiming, “Heavens to Mercatroid!”
Werd!
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Spam?
SPAM!
I r in ur voidz, steelin all ur anti-matterz
sw00p, sw00p.
werd mudda, werd.
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OH EM GEE
Continued here…
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I HAVE A PENIS.
Shocking news Muji.
That’s what John Bobbit’s wife said one morning..
i like naps
Well we’ve certainly confirmed that.
Next time on Discovery Alice, the Internet habits of this mysterious creature…
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